Boy bands makes me want to continue my life!
-Lauren 11/8/00

I'm so ghetto I hate myself
-Timmy 11/8/00

reflective bumpmapped oink
-dooley ..sometime in '00

..it's raining disposable razors in my closet!
-peter r. 10/23/00

Are you drooling on my diggeri-doo?
-Bethany 10:40pm 8/12/2000

...(snore)..Mr.Bear's going hunting..(snore)..
-Me @ night asleep in Nova Scotia August 1999

Think about that new computer system,
what an extension for my penis!
-Anderson Nichols June 15, 2000

it fucking 0wns!
with a capital zero
-Anderson Nichols May 25 2000

Best name for the Ethernet cable: "The warm umbilical of knowledge"
-Brian F.

I've got a car for the summer, so I can be a beer pimp.
-Suny SB Physics Major

Fuck girls, I should just be gay.
-Anonymous frustrated male May 20 2000

I have the whole world in my pants.
-Charlie Ransom 12:52am may 7 2000 (RPI)

I don't see how anyone could be happy at any school.
-Brian F. 12:19am may 6 2000 (physics major at suny sb during finals week)

insanity at it's finest
-bumper stick on Jon Grant's first car

*Gabrielle holds halo over her head and smiles sweetly*
Bethany: "Leather halos don't count."

you'd be surpised how much joy i can derive from a foamrubber aligator
-me

"What would you do if you had all the sex you wanted everyday?"
"Wow, thats a lot of sex. When would i sleep?"

cynical is a word used by the frightened to describe the realistic
-SNOG (submitted by MachineSex)

academics are always interfering with my education
-maxx (while cruising the rainy streets of boston at 2am 2/14/00)

Profanity is the one language that all programmers understand.
-Anonymous (submitted by Chris L)

If you get me McDonalds, I'll do wonderful things for you.. ;)

Software is like Sex,
the best is for free...
-Linus Torvalds

"coding coding coding....get these codes a rolling.." this is tom (caspar) the self declared coding ninja

Jedrick: Swords are phallic.
Anderson: No, penises are phallic, swords are edged.
Tom Sullivan: My penis is edged.

Anderson @ work:
JM aka Betty: "You should take my advise and try to be more subtle with people."
Anderson:"Really? Then you should take my advise and SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Yeah, I had to change my pants after I saw the benchmarks.
-Anderson on the AMD Athlon 800

Ang: Tom, do you have a sex drive?
Me: Mmmmm, probably...

Ang: Fuck nike, I'm getting something with linux on it!
(ideas concerning geek chic)

So you think installing a usb zip drive is going to ungay Windows 98?!?
-Chris L.

I am not a swivel chair!
-Me

Sex is always a good idea!

Get the phone out of your pants!
-Bethany

I was just biting his stomach!
-Bdonor

Some people just don't know about shit that doesn't exist!
-Bdonor

Sometimes you need to do stuff you don't like to do stuff you do like.
-Erik

Sassinger, a squirrel that tends to lead a pack of squirrels witchhunting
-- Tom Sullivan
(given as a definition during a game of Balderdash)

Happy fluffy love, Ben!
-- Bdonor

UNCE! UNCE! UNCE!
-- Machinesex
(imitation of the beat in far too many modern songs)

Oh god, Life is such an obstacle course!
-- Bethany

Meanie Pants!
-Bdonor

If I saw what you did every day I'd have to play with myself!
-Bdonor
(alcohal had absolutely nothing to do with the humor of this quote)

Talking to you is like exploring the jungle while arguing philosophy, I'm always afraid of whats up ahead, but I don't have enough brain time to think about it.
-Ben

Bastard Lobster!
-Bdonor

I realized that "special purposes" is not the reason to give your parents
for why your boyfriend is coming to visit
-Bethany

Undressing the driver is not permitted!

Are you trying to seduce me by putting my clothes back on?

Macin-fucking-tosh, dude, you're doing 40mph in second!!!
--Tom Sullivan

Thomas Dorr: It won't go into 1^st gear..
Tom Sullivan: Try the clutch?!!?! My car!
April 10 1999

(Anderson rolls down window)
Anderson: Was it the red light on Main Street?
Officer: No....

Uh oh, I lost that damn 'will to live' again.
-Caroline

my mouth speaks from my mind, but my hand speaks from my soul.
-Anderson

What is there to do in the city?
--Tom Sullivan
Meant as though there was nothing in NYC

Imagination is more important than knowledge
-Albert Einstien

Dirty Kitty!
-Bdonor

"God is my favorite fictional character."
-Steve Mangione

"Macintosh"
(screamed while driving past
people filming news stories)
-Tom Sullivan

From: Bdonor To: Maxx Subject: Re: your account is back... > Hey :) > > the filesystem forgot who i was ... so /home/maxx belongs to just 1004 > drwx-----x  13 1004  friends  1024 Nov  7 22:33 maxx Well, your account was nuked, maxx didn't exist, so you became nothing but a number... just like going to a state college.  :)

Jedrick: I'm tired.. m4xx: yeah well m4xx: :P Jedrick: I thikn I'm going... m4xx: ok m4xx: have a nice time in bed m4xx: with your hands m4xx: and ... blankets. Jedrick: you too! remember... don't use your disk drive like that when you computer is on... you might get electricuted... m4xx: yeh m4xx: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ m4xx: FUCK! Jedrick: what? m4xx: it's all black and crispy at the end now Jedrick: oww...

--Jed and maxx on AIM

"Many men would rather die than think. Most of them do."
--Bertramd Russell

"Don't assume, because when you do... you make an ass out of u and me!"
-Chris N.

"Oh shit!! 10cc's of banamine?? I thought you said 10cc's of dormosedan!!"
-Chris N.

Jedrick: what u up 2? m4xx: taking over the MIR, yourself? m4xx: well, you know how it's been having computer problems m4xx: *cough*

--Jed and Maxx on AIM

Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country did to you.
-KMFDM

I believe what I believe. You can believe what you want. I don't tell you you're wrong, so why must you tell me so?
-Ray

Existance is Futile
-Mez

To conform is to corrupt, to non-conform is to corrupt, where am I left then?
-Jed

Jedrick: Ray... Fanboy2: Yeah? Jedrick: what is an OCX for? VB VC or what? Fanboy2: *ray stares blankly at the monitor* Jedrick: *jed fizzles* Fanboy2: *ray gets a severe brain hemerage trying to comprehend what Jed is talking about*

--Me and Ray on AIM

A: Gimme something to shoot across the room!
B: Don't even think about it!
What if it gets stuck to the ceiling?!

Fooling with daddy's machine = world war 3
-Ray

Rachel has too many damn quotes. She must be far more witty than we let her be.
-Ray

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...but you cannot pick your friend's nose.
-Ray

Don't knock on Death's door. Rather, ring the bell, then run away. Death hates that.
-Ray

If Jesus ever does return, we'll just lock his ass in Holly Hill like any other guy that rants about being the messiah!
-tall giraffe ape (a.k.a Dustin)

The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
-Jordan Stokes

Wouldn't it suck to have a firebreathing porcupine in your pants?
-Joe

i am convinced now that god does not exist...
cause i tried www.god.com and it did not work
-Erik

"Everything would be fine if they would just put me in charge of the world"
-D'vorah

"My problem is not that my head is in the clouds, but
that the clouds are in my head!"
-Brandon(Diablo\Xylex)

there is no such thing as too much vampiring
-Bethany

"no, chanserv is some little mexican who we pay 5 cents an hour to sit there and op people"
- Maxx on broked.underworld.net #cone

"If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all.
CENSORSHIP SUCKS!!! So, if you don't have anything nice to say
sit right here by me and we'll scream it."
--D'vorah

You are a twisted demonic little imp, Jeddy. You should run for Congress.
-Rachel

With these utilities my cat could write a BBS.
-Pete aka Paco

"i never knew there was a shed back there. then i was back there.
there was a shed."
-Bethany

What is a friend?
One soul dwelling in two bodies.
--Aristotle

Leeching? I took 3 files so far...
What are you doing, computing pi?
-- Vapid

Do you have a fairy up your ass? Is it your birthday?
Happy Hanuka or something...
-- Joe aka Nipple Boy

You're just not imagining it like i am. You see, i'm a visionist, you're a nipple.
That's it.
-Joe Balsamo aka Nipple Boy

"There's a fine line between psychosis and computer science. I have long since crossed it, but I have yet to discover in which direction."
-- Glyph

You know, no matter what Bill Gates tells you, random crashing is not a feature
-Quake Proxy Development

no, no, nice computer, eat small child
-Bethany

correction: midterms suck sour frog ass
-Vapid

There is no such thing as "gravity", the world just sucks.
--Satan

No, you can't chew my clothes off...
-Anonymous

You bit his tongue?!
-Erik aka Crazy Nirvana Man

We spend so much of our time giving life a blow job...
When is it our turn to get one?
- Rachel

You cannot sedate all you hate
-Manson

This code is kind of tricky. I came up with this (believe it or not) while in the shower. I was going to run to my room and code it, but then I realized I was naked and that running into my room in my dorm to program on my computer naked would look a little strange to my room-mate.
- Bdonor

Please return your seat backs and tray tables to the upright position.
Saleen airlines would like to thank you for flying.
- Erik aka Crazy Nirvana Man

Conserve Water:
Bathe Together
-sign in Jed's first hell

You can fool some of the people all the time...
You can fool all of the people some of the time...
But you can't fool all of the people all of the time...
-Chris N.

If you keep one foot on yesterday and one foot in tommorrow
you piss all over today.
-Jeff D.

Hmm, I think we've all realized that leaving Westchester solves nothing,
and that maybe all of those "boring" times were really the bomb ass shit.
I would give anything to have everyone home again even if we just do the
same thing everyday, cause it kicked ass.
-- Rachel